horrormavenwescraven:

horrormavenwescraven:

horrormavenwescraven:

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

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my son

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alexasenna:

theskoomacat:

catsbeaversandducks:

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. 

I’m NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife

pnienor:

OMFG

marietter:
“
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nintendogamegirl:

buttrimming:

mm yes muvva *tongue pop* give us that hyper death drop!!

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paci-fisticuffs:

sheholdsyoucaptivated:

marsinlibra:

what men call “logic” is really just a lack of empathy

and what they call “objectivity” is really just subjectivity lacking in self awareness

And what they call “common sense” is usually just a series of social biases that they’ve never bothered to analyze or question.

thyrell:

todaysbird:

todaysbird:

have you guys ever seen a hummingbird in its nest

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bapy…

heterosexualsam:

plasticroyal:

this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game

GERMAN COMEDY Y’ALL

weepingwidar:
“Hans Scherfig (Danish, 1905-1979)
”

weepingwidar:

Hans Scherfig (Danish, 1905-1979)

smatter:

Jenny’s squeaking lmao